Uhh, do you see how it loops? And says GIF in the bottom left corner? Just because you have to hit the play button doesn’t make it a video.

1. Because the FBI is part of the Executive Branch.

I’m a Clevelander and the distraction of baseball has been such an unbelievable fucking blessing. I can drink to excess on a regular basis because I’m ‘celebrating’ and no one bats an eye, and we can watch baseball instead of the news. Thank god.

1. Yes. 2. No it doesn’t. 3. No it’s not but it doesn’t matter because the FBI is an agency which is prohibited from partisan political activity.

Ha! Like a half an hour ago I told my husband basically the same thing: that my plan for the rest of the day was to take a shower, do some dishes and then start drinking heavily for the next 9 days.

Are you really this stupid?

Definitely being a spoilsport. If I wasn’t preggers, I’d be doing the same.

I don’t know about “google,” but I’m a lawyer and I can make a good case the FBI director falls well within those intended by the Hatch Act.

Last night I asked my husband if I could please just get and stay drunk until the 9th. He said no. Something about our 8 year old homeschooler not being old enough to take care of herself yet, or something. I think he’s just being a spoilsport.

Yup

This needs to become a tradition. Like the octopus in Detroit.

This goes beyond he field, too. Nobody should ever touch officials. They’ve made their choice in life and they have to live with it. They get no human contact at any time in their life, like priests and their vow of chastity. It’s the only way they can remain impartial. And any official who seeks out human contact…

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

I’d be okay if the NFL threw dildos instead of flags from now on.

Gronk’s 69th Touchdown Party is starting a tad early.

Well, he did dryhump him. I’d throw a flag too.

Oh, come on. Are you really clutching your pearls over some cleavage?

You are wrong. Everything is always about Mariah. All others must wait.

“I took a vacation in Cancun and got my hair braided on the beach!”

It looks like she’s knocking nationalities and ethnicities off a list.