He doesn’t like it when nobody gets the answer—er, question. He likes it even less when no one even rings in. In some categories there’s a trick or theme or gimmick that starting at the top eases you into. If you jump straight to the $2000 box in that category you might be confused.

Her Twitter is one of my happy places. And give me her and John over Kimye (wanna barf just typing that) any time.

Yeah, how dare she answer questions that are asked of her. The bitch!

He thinks it will somehow make him look skinnier.

You don’t see the characters as gay? That’s fine; it doesn’t make you a homophobe. But don’t pretend that the show and the performances have never played with it. Irene’s whole relationship with John joked around about both of them being in unrequited love with Sherlock.

I watched a few eps of the revival. It’s not bad.

What? ... Why?

- Not wanting to be labeled as something he’s not.

Oh, of course that makes him a homophobe. There’s no other reason to be annoyed at your fans trying to pigeonhole your character’s sexuality than because you’re a homophobe. /sarcasm

You should contact the authorities and media with all this evidence you seem to have. Easy!

Are you suggesting the real infinity stones are the friends we made along the way?

Hawkeye is my favourite Avenger you shut your mouth okay.

Blah, blah, blah, Hawkeye.

CORPSMAN!!! WE GOTTA MAN DOWN HERE!
YOU’RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT HAWKEYE, YOU’RE GONNA BE JUST FINE!

You know, it would be pretty awesome if the Avengers and associated good guys were all but defeated, and Thanos was gloating over his assumed victory, and then Barton came out of nowhere after being absent for most of the movie, and killed him effortlessly with a perfectly placed arrow to the eye. The head of the…

so you’ve seen her work?

I’ve been saying that about Mike Pence for a while, and at first got raked over the coals for suggesting a Pence presidency could be just as bad as a Trump one. Less embarrassing for sure, but the fact that he knows enough to know when to keep his mouth shut and tweeting fingers still means that all of the heinous…

Ivanka smells like trump’s cologne.

The pens are oversized for his hands.

Ditto. She’s the Secretary of the Department of Basic Bitches.