Bravo. Typing that wust have given you a wassive wigraine.

Meanwhile I got in a fight with American Eagle who’s boots fell apart after one wear. They refused a refund. ONE WEAR AND THEY SPLIT UP THE BACK

Don’t kinkshame me bro.

It’s a fair cop.

Same reason why conservatives love Born in the USA: They don’t listen or understand the lyrics outside the big choruses.

(But not why I didn’t know Semi-Charmed Life was about meth. I’d only listened to it on the radio, and they censor the phrase “crystal meth” out of the song. And I was a childish when it came out.)

“Atwood outlines her youthful exploits of writing while eating packages Kraft vegetables, hot dogs, onions, and potatoes with the skin on. Cheap, yet nourishing:”

I left home in the days before everyone had a cell phone, much less text messaging/tweeting/knowing a person’s every move every second of the day, and would call my mom every night just to catch up. I was busy with school and work so I didn’t call in a couple of days and didn’t think anything about it because, you…

So does she will get an A on her American Studies project?

He could play an awesome serial killer, I think. Against type.

What about “I find this young man’s look troubling” - is that too elderly?

We did blini, creme fraiche, and caviar for New Year’s. I found I liked the blini with creme friache, smoked salmon and dill that we also did better but I’m not a huge fish fan so not surprising . We do have a tiny mother of pearl spoon that gets very little use (like 2-3 times in 20 years) so we’re doing better than…

I was thinking the opposite. Orange drink in tacky gold plated glasses

Yeah, exactly. I stayed at the Wynn in LV, but that was forever ago. I think if I had to stay at a trump property for work I would just order room service so there was no chance of being seen there and to not interact with the paying customers that actually want to stay on a trump property.

Anyone else noticing the trend that the women who are coming out to cry about how wrong #MeToo and other campaigns are all tend to be of a certain older age and higher social class?

That’s incredibly sad. Stealing is wrong, but I feel for her. We barely have any food in the cupboard right now. I know my little brother is disappointed about the lack of food, especially because it’s Christmas day. I can understand her being desperate if she really had no money.

Jesus. Tiffany Haddish just can NOT simply have her moment, can she? Tucker Max’s name ain’t even on the cover, so why is he even trying to get shine as the co-writer right now? Bear with me...that would be like Louis C.K. bragging after a Chris Rock stand-up special, “You see that ‘I like black folks but I hate…

Dogs are omnivores, not carnivores.

I looooove these cups! They’re so cute and give me something to look at while I’m on the bus (aside from the “hilarious” spellings of my incredibly common first name).

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

She has a science room. And reads the MIT Department of Materials Science and Engineering for funsies. She named her experiment after the Greek goddess (Titan) of fresh water.