They always go for my hands. I have no idea why. And by always I mean the four times I’ve been stung by wasps/hornets. Only once was I provoking them. I was 8, I learned not to. Quickly.

They seriously need to consult with you. Your finger is on the pulse of what would make this great to watch. The pulse.

I can’t even tell if I’m being sarcastic! What does that mean??

OK it’s not just me, I looked at that image right side up, upside down, with one eye closed, both closed, from the side, from above...still couldn’t see a resemblance.

Got this one.

Just saying I like the way you think. :)

Wow. Good luck!

I love a guffaw, luckily I was at home. And had swallowed my drink, or I might still be cleaning my laptop.

I heard it in my sister’s ex’s voice, he has a better voice but worse personality. I think. I’ve never met Chad, but...

There’s an image I’ll not soon forget. Oh wait, now Men Without Hats are singing Pop Goes the World, so it’s not so bad. The soundtrack makes up for it.

• Never Made It As a Wise Man, Couldn’t Cut It As a Husband Either
  
  Totally cracked me up. Finniest thing I’ve read this week.

Who says you have to be one thing, defined by who you are attracted to? Just do you, explore, have fun, definitions are crap.

Mad skills, for sure.

They’ll have to hook up with Tesla and their new batteries and even then...LOT of batteries...

We’re not supposed to think!

I have had to send the same person to Snopes multiple time. I told her, OK, Snopes first, THEN post.

I’m doing fine. Hmm. ;)

Yeah I used to work in a bar. Definitely not hard, and I was just the karaoke host/backup Ogre.

Do you think that would work? I’m asking for a friend, of course.

I just keep looking at the screen and mouthing WTF over...and over.

Seriously tho...what the FUCK?

I’ll just walk off into a sunset of nonsense now, and maybe come out on the other side making a little more sense of this.

And keep your clothes on. Unless there’s a theme that allows it.