Because marriage is a sacred pact between one man and one woman....and then another man, and the same woman...and anOTHER man and the same woman...

Very well said!

I’m imagining David Spade looking at her and saying “Oh no. I said buh-bye. BuhBYE.”

Genocide is now conveniently color coded.

This song was going through my head already so thanks for sharing. Love the Talking Heads.

I’ve seen your neighbor’s ass, and I can hardly blame you.

Stop being an arse.

Dragons are noble beasts, surely they deserve better cuisine. Release the Kracken instead!

Oh! Oh! Can I do some of the music? I can write painfully bare melodies with jangly bits and such. It’ll be horribly appropriate.

Agreed.

I had to stop trying to Kinja with my smartphone because it’s a whole different level of Kinjing unfortunately.

I figure they were recording it and it is out there in youtube land as “Haha we Broke McDonalds”.

Harry Styles will make something remarkable, we’ll forget about the rest of the guys, but we’ve seen this play before.

I’m glad it wasn’t just me.

My understanding is that in larger cities in Canada they do have techs that can work on site, but I’m not near enough to one of them. A coworker suggested I should have just played stupid from the start and they would have had me send it in right away. Live and learn, I guess.

Oh hell yes they do. I work retail, and it really depends on who the store manager is, what they had for lunch, how they are feeling, when they last got laid, the phase of the moon...but most of all because a customer makes a huge fuss.

So after 21 days I finally have my laptop back, in good working order, and have nothing bad to say about Dell’s service on it other than it took too long because first they sent me parts, then another part, and then when I had already tried everything the tech line worker had (she was very nice, fantastic really. She…

I’d volunteer to help. It’d be for the greater good, after all.

So wrong and yet, so right.

Tell them they will have to go wait in the car if they cannot behave in public.