*high fives, or rather 77% elevated fives*

Someone who got replaced, obviously.

So need this gif. Perfect. :)

*checks* I got $5 and some bluish lint.

I got second degree sunburns when busking, singing and playing guitar, on a hot afternoon many eons ago. Note to self: Remember me? I used to live for music. I failed to reapply sunscreen, and also to notice that the shade had moved off of me. Darn revolving planet. Etc.

It was god awful levels of pain. I can’t…

I miss Burt. I do pop over to Cosmo now and then to read her, but then I feel kind of dirty afterwards.

Oooh, I forgot that Jon had already named him!

Totally Ridiculous Unsavory Mouthy Prick.

I think asshole is good, myself. Short, to the point, accurate...

Are they brown whales?

I’ve found the older I get the more it works. Only bonus to aging I have, but I’ll keep looking.

There were green alligators
And long necked geese...

Necessity IS the mother of invention...?

BECAUSE THEY AREN’T US!

Definitely Razzie bad.

I can’t stop laughing! Am I the only one who finds the whole thing to be hilariously bad? It’s almost so bad that it’s good.

My mother does, and tells me ALL about it. And the Talk. And can’t remember what was on which show sometimes, but that doesn’t really matter. I listen.

Yep, you nailed it.