To me, the book and the movie were so good I can't wrap my head around them being any different.

Oooh...Xenon!

Is it wrong that I can sing this and know the damned words?

I can't tell you how much I love your username!

You tell me just enough about the Kardashians, and I love how you do this feature. Your tone fits the material so perfectly. I don't care about the tabloids, and yet I have to read this every week.

She's the best! So talented.

It was hilarious! He was a cat the ruled the neighborhood, in the cat world, totally taken down by an actual fish. In his defense, he also learned how to fight a skunk and not get sprayed by jumping straight over the skunk every time it turned to spray. He got sprayed once, and after that he had the skunk thing…

I checked my inventory, I'm out of violins. I do have a cello, but it's a bastard to play at that sized.

She's the ultimate Talking Dead guest, notebook and all! So much fun!

This totally made my day, week, maybe even month.

I want Piglet on my side if there's a zombie apocalypse.

LOL hungry cat for the win.

Gorgeous cat!

We had one cat who would only eat Meow Mix. We had 5 cats at the time, and she was the only one who did that. It was good for her in one way in that the other cats weren't that interested in the dry food, and she didn't have to get into the early morning scrum when we fed the other cats wet food.

Obama recruiting Secret Service: Impressed by girls ability to be prepared.

Still my favorite of his roles, but Groot is a close second.

That sounds so good!

Totally am, yes. :)

I think if you inspire one other person to eat them, then it's the same thing, right?