Exactly! Let's all volunteer to test the new drivers who most likely are decent people. I mean, most of them. A very high percentage of them.

Might work if we put left shark logos on them as well. Wait, do we have to ask Katy Perry first?

I suggest you take up creating monogrammed coffee thermoses. You will instantly be more important, and your reputation will be bolstered!

That's how they get you, every time.

I've heard that once you've tried myrrh-infused placenta, you can never go back to regular domestic placenta.

That would be even better if you omitted the kale altogether. Mmmm, bacon!

Which is why I, a retail worker, a) Don't eat out that often and b) Eat at places I can afford to eat AND tip. Because serving is harder than what I do, and I know this.

Yeah, I've seen red and black, blue-black, and other combinations. They vary more than you might think, until they are cooked. I grew up not far from a lobster processing plant and a lot of, well, lobster fishers.

I'm just thinking she might want to get that checked.

I forgot all about chia. I have some reading up to do. Not just for chia pets anymore!

It's a dark, leafy green with a markedly better shelf life than spinach, which is why it started showing up everywhere. Spinach, on the other hand, is yummy, and my favorite green.

Simple and sinister. We must stop them!

We must warn the masses, but first, we have to find out what their mission is...

Duggars are Aliens. You heard it here first.

Clever rodents. Kale is obviously some kind of trap.

The aliens have clearly gotten to you.

I concede, I guess I was over-worried and wrong.

Holy shit!

Yeah my mind went there, too.

And so is death!