Man, what's her problem?

Now the holiday season is truly complete. It's tradition in our home to gather round the fireplace as a family, mugs of cocoa cupped in our hands, while Granpapa reads the list of objects people have stuck up their asses.

So adorable, and so sad both that the owner is ill and that he and his pet are homeless.

I dunno, but they start 'em young. My in-laws gifted my 5 week old newborn with a plastic baby kit complete with a fake milk bottle, bassinet, and diapers. Like she needs to learn how to be a mother before she can lift her own head.

I guess if you're going to have someone around you 24/7 you'd want them to be hot, right? I mean, it all seems very logical to me.

That's a beautiful and imaginative 'fuck you'! Way to go, Columbia activists!

Gotta say, some of these Columbia folks are steadily chipping away at my bad opinion of Ivy Leaguers.

I gave my husband the same option for my menopause (!!!), because at this point, I could never fuck him again, ever, and be reeeealll happy that I dodged the bullet.

I'm glad it works for you. I would be resentful as all fuck if I was pregnant and my husband got to screw around on the side while I was carrying his child to be brought in to the world.

Do you think they'd sue me if I made a t-shirt that said "EAT LES CHIKIN" and maybe one of those circles with a line through it over the Chick-fil-A logo?

Did they specifically come back with Chaco Tacos or actual ice cream cones? That makes a difference you know. An ice cream cone is not an ice cream truck emergency.... a god damn Choco Taco is! I would leave my mother on a cliff for one of those. So would Jesus.

I think it's part of my charm. Not everyone thinks so unfortunately.

Hey, fellow Nordic here. We are cold and bitchy. That's how we roll ;)

Am I the only one who would be hollering, "Hey, where the fuck is my ice cream cone!"?

OH MY GOSH THAT IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN...this week. I'm not usually given to hyperbole.

I hide stuff from my pastor sometimes though he really is unflappable and not judgey. I also hide stuff from my friends teen that insisted on friending me and from my super religious neighbor because our kids play together and if she finds out I <3 PP etc then she might not send her kids to play. And of course my…

Well the Gawker Stalker map and the "citizen's journalism" was idiotic and Emily deserved to be taken down a couple of notches.

I also really enjoy the newsroom. I agree that the plot line of this last episode was problematic but the rest of this article just comes off as sour grapes.