Don't act like Americans wouldn't do the exact same thing. Hell, we'd probably shoot each other over the money.

Man, what's her problem?

Now the holiday season is truly complete. It's tradition in our home to gather round the fireplace as a family, mugs of cocoa cupped in our hands, while Granpapa reads the list of objects people have stuck up their asses.

So adorable, and so sad both that the owner is ill and that he and his pet are homeless.

ouch.

I needed the laugh I got from that. Thank you.

every time i visit my parents i have to hear all about "well dr. oz said you should be doing this…" do i drop this bomb on mom or do i leave the bubble unpopped?

Don't let a funny retort distract from your accurate comment.

To deal with the trauma please schedule an appointment with Dr. Phil.

Dr. Oz is to Medicine as Gawker Media writers are to Journalism.

I dunno, but they start 'em young. My in-laws gifted my 5 week old newborn with a plastic baby kit complete with a fake milk bottle, bassinet, and diapers. Like she needs to learn how to be a mother before she can lift her own head.

I guess if you're going to have someone around you 24/7 you'd want them to be hot, right? I mean, it all seems very logical to me.

That's a beautiful and imaginative 'fuck you'! Way to go, Columbia activists!

Gotta say, some of these Columbia folks are steadily chipping away at my bad opinion of Ivy Leaguers.

I gave my husband the same option for my menopause (!!!), because at this point, I could never fuck him again, ever, and be reeeealll happy that I dodged the bullet.

I'm glad it works for you. I would be resentful as all fuck if I was pregnant and my husband got to screw around on the side while I was carrying his child to be brought in to the world.

Well the Gawker Stalker map and the "citizen's journalism" was idiotic and Emily deserved to be taken down a couple of notches.

I also really enjoy the newsroom. I agree that the plot line of this last episode was problematic but the rest of this article just comes off as sour grapes.