i recently completed my psycho-motor assessments to be EMR certified and i totally channeled this scene during my CPR assessment.

we’ve had a cat bed in our house for years, and about 2 weeks ago, we found our cat sleeping on it for the first time. we found him on it for hours every day for about 3 days, and then he was suddenly done and hasn’t touched it since.

it’s go time!

i had Samantha - brown hair and brown eyes! and the freakin sweetest outfit 

what the fuck am i missing here? this is a HamNo article, why is everyone getting defensive?

this is a great point!! my boyfriend noticed that i had wanted a pair of boots for a months but couldn’t justify buying them. He saw them deeply discounted during a sale a few weeks ago and he bought them for me, it’s probably one of the most thoughtful gifts i’ve ever gotten.

a Victoria’s Secret perfume set - it sounds like a nice gift and i’m sure it is for ladies who like the smell of it, but i don’t.

when i worked at BK, we had a mcdonalds across the street so on Whopper Wednesdays i’d get a whopper and then walk to mcdonalds and get fries. absolutely perfect. 

i got mine last thursday and cried in front of a bunch of my coworkers because i get super worked up over shots. my arm was sore for about 2 days even though the nurse was incredibly gentle and it was the first literally painless shot i’ve ever had (i wish i knew who she was so i could email her boss and tell them i…

they used Book of Love in a south park episode and i watched it... probably 10 times because the song really just brings the whole thing together

not related to Modern Family at all but Ed O’Neill has a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu!!

not my parents’ lie, but when i’d sit and watch my brother play video games, he would tell me that the characters could hear me talk, so i had to be as quiet as possible or else they would hear me and he would lose the game.

a guy who comes into my office once a week bears a passing resemblance to Adam Levine and it makes me sad because on one hand i hate Adam Levine but on the other hand... he’s just so good looking

When i was a teenager i tweeted at Adam Devine* that i thought he was really cute and he told me my cat (who i had as my profile pic at the time) was “handsome as heck!” and i still think about it every time i call my cat my handsome little man :’)

my boyfriend is REALLY into music so he was helping me pick out a pair of good bluetooth earbuds the other day. he suggested the tiny little ones similar to airpods, and i told him i need the ones that are connected with a wire because i usually only wear one ear in while i’m going for a walk or run. he was so confused…

it would make sense for it to come to a “sylvania,” like Pennsylvania

adding a BIG spoonful of peanut butter** was always our secret way of making box brownie mix way better - we made “real” homemade brownies a few times, but nothing was quite as consistently good as box mix, and nobody ever complained about my brownies except to say that i should’ve made more

I’m so happy to hear that he’s a nice person!! He is wonderful 

i’ve only admitted it on the internet and never in real life but here we go world : i find adam sandler very attractive. i don’t just mean like Billy Madison era Adam (even if that’s my favorite movie), i mean current day, beautiful mustache Adam. I LOVE HIM

Y’all I’m not fucking kidding, I really like the Eagles and I really do listen to this album a lot