oh god oh GOD now i’m imaging tiny little fetuses with abnormally large and detailed feet and i just WOW that’s good birth control isn’t it.

whenever i read ‘the female did/said/went/etc’ i think of animal planet and documentaries.

are you me? my aunt got me a mia 2 for Christmas and that thing has been a LIFESAVER for my acne, but it’s done nothing for my nose which i’m afraid is going to peel right off my face.

this post is great but also fuck you for making me think of king cake when mardi gras won’t be back around for almost another year

if i remember correctly, there were reports of women who tried to have them removed and there were broken pieces left inside their fallopian tubes

Go sit in the corner (after you post some more animal gifs)

This is actually where the name Carly Sparkles came from

i’m so sorry, rich.

it just comes off as ‘my life is nice, why can’t you make your life nice?? you’re making my life less nice just by existing the way you are!!!’

lol paraphrasing would be ‘I’m too rich to deal with this poor people shit. GET OUT OF MY LINE OF SIGHT, POOR PEOPLE.’

“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

this is wonderful.

how in the hell is he getting away with this if he actively said that he won’t stop until she kills herself?

see, i like our local country station’s morning hosts. they both have nice laughs and they get along well and they always show up at public events and are just so nice and wonderful.

OH FUCKING NO

reminds me of 7th grade, when it first came out.

i'll admit that that was a pretty good show, mostly because the cast worked well together

i’m getting really mad that her name is also Carly.

Vote Vermin and Manya 2016

hell yes. donating something that will lift spirits and morale to the very people that are actually researching treatments can only mean more hours, energy, and effort.