an interview with Carly Sparkles instead of Carly Fiorina would have saved everyone time and headaches :

She sounds like she has wonderful parents who will help her along the way, best of luck to you guys :)

what is happening with his neck

<3

her whole essay is painful to read.

When I was in marching band, the girls and I would sing it on the bus to away games!

oh, I thought this would be like a reusable test, and that’s why it synced to your phone.

“All my life I have regretted not losing my virginity in exactly the circumstances described in Deana Carter’s masterpiece “Strawberry Wine.””

his eyes really freak me out

holy shit, something big finally happening in my area!

yEEEES

the 3D is amazing, that’s how I saw it the second time.

it me, i’m one of the women who saw it twice.

“Just loads of stuff coming in. I’ve also got a new boyfriend, George. ... George Glass.

Holy shit, this school district is 20 minutes away from mine and I actually know someone that goes there.

To get me to shut up while I watched him play video games, my brother used to tell me that the video game characters could hear me talk, and since he needed to sneak up on them, I needed to be quiet.

oh my GOD THEY USED HTE MIRANDA LAMBERT SONG

holy shit.

“This is some happy fucking underwear”

Use them as rags! Or make a giant ugly blanket by cutting out the usable portions.