What does the post office do when you bring them mail?

They send it.

twist-bear rear suspension

It’s funny how docile “confinement” and “feedlot” cattle get. I’ve had them come up to get petted and scratched on the chin. Like big furry Labradors.

Don’t have a cow, man. 

moooooooooooooooooooooooooove bitch get out the pasture get out the pasture

I have lurked on Jalopnik for years. This is the first comment that has lured me in to account ownership. You are wrong.

I’m late to the party, but all of my cars have a Fumoto oil drain valve.   It makes chaging the oil so much easier, and it allows you to stop the flow of oil if the pan is getting too full, which is a concern since my BMW, Outback 3.0, and tundra all hold 6.5-7.5 quarts of oil.

I actually have a ton on that, and my first nearly book-length draft of this went pretty deep into his career, which I can assure you is every bit as “wait REALLY?!” impressive as his military service and car/racing life. I have a feeling we and or I will be back with more Jim in some form or another. There’s some…

(Starts brainstorming a good story idea)

Thanks so much. No worries, I got a lot more in the pipeline, and the others here are killing it, too!

Great read!

“Maybe he’ll get the chance to put a CTS-V through its paces.”

This is Jalopnik - someone out there has one of these things and needs to take a road trip with Jim to a funny named town. 

More stories like this and writing of this caliber, Jalopnik.

This isn’t a terrible story, just a funny one.. Had a very attractive lady friend in college but we unfortunately always stayed on the friends side of spectrum. One day we were driving through Paramus, NJ and the GM dealer had a bunch of H1 hummers on the lot. Having never driven one I went into the dealer pretending…

This is why the Dodge Charger is my favorite muscle car. I’m still more of an import (Japanese & European) guy, but that Charger is just too cool.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude

If your F stands for Four... not only is it rear wheel drive based, it's got a traditional live axle & transfer case. It's not the front wheel drive based crossover that many people think it is. 

You are wrong and there is no reason to be so aggressive. The Liberty was not AWD. It had a true 4wd system, meaning that the base model was RWD.