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Red Sox Player Has Perfect Game in World Series

And here I am sitting in Milwaukee eating pizza at this exact moment. You got me.

ROLL THE RIGHT WAY (Walter Ray Williams fires bowling ball at Mookie’s head)

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But does he have the biggest balls of them all..

For some reason, I’m more inclined to listen to the football experience of someone who played at a recreational level with friends over a D-III player.

Tom Crabtree, ‘Former Packer’ or ‘Butthurt Redditor’?

Tom Brady feeds people boogers full of anti-inflammatories and the anti-inflammatories make people healthier even though they have to eat boogers and everyone on the Patriots won’t eat a tomato but they will eat a whole handful of boogers Tom Brady gives them because he’s a star and they’re not and you have to do what

I’m a Patriots fans, and the reaction from Packers fans over this situation has been really really salty af. Of course that’s probably a result of the high levels of cheese in the blood stream of that fan base.

More like Mar-didn’t-tellusabouttheinjury, amirite?

First you dim the lights to set the mood. Next you look them right in the eyes. Then WHAMMMMOOOO right up side your head.

How a near score became an ugly “turnover”: the Herr Starr story

Keep and cherish that woman or someone else would take her

IL kid here — one of our favorite things to do was dunk on the lowered hoop and mimic the greats.

Stevens really is one of the two or three best coaches in the NBA.

I chose my health over the “team”. They chose money over me.

He plays in Wisconsin, it’s probably the Meat Sweats.

Assuming he’s not too injured I’d love to see him back in New England.

Don’t play into Felger’s game, he’s doing it for the ratings and it’s sad. He did not want to do a charity rap competition because the year before he got criticized for his performance by his colleagues (when everyone was roasting each other’s performance, it was part of the fun and spirit of the competition)

And dozens of them are in the Wu-Tang Clan.

After you successfully pull into the station: