Tom Brady will forever be the best example of this.

Kyrie Irving is an excellent example of how it’s sometimes a good idea not to listen to what someone says if you want to enjoy what they do.

I’m not a Colts fan, so this isn’t coming from a place of bias. I honestly feel so bad for Andrew Luck. He seems like a genuinely nice guy who has tried hard to be a positive person, a good teammate, and a role model. It sucks seeing this happen to him. Why can’t someone I hate get hurt and then betrayed by his team?!

Of course Irsay believes this. He also believes he earned his wealth by out-swimming his equally shitty competition.

I can’t tell whether you mean Zeke, the judge, Jerrah, or Goodell, but I appreciate both the quality of the curse and the fact that the only grammatical rule to which you adhered was capitalizing Lego.

“If you want to be your strongest, get some sun on your boys. And by boys, I mean your testicles.”

Being anti-fascist isn’t a political statement.

Major League Soccer is proving by their actions that they are not Anti-Racist like they say they are or Anti-Fascist like they would like to say they are.

let’s all pool our resources together and launch the entire colts organization into the sun. letting Luck get run over by a truck for 4 straight seasons is a capital offense.

Yes, during the coverage of the horrific Las Vegas shooting, I kept thinking, “Yes, yes. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers.”

Sixers get stitches.

I’ve lived in Houston for almost 20 years and successfully not given a shit about the Texans since they came into existence. I’m now a fan. Fuck McNair.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

Benjamin: I’m going back to Cali, Cali, Cali. I’m going back to Cali.

I find it impossible to use the word with the D now. It was a reference, yeah, but I feel it’s more of a reflection of how deeply the BJH world has permeated my life. Like kinda how R&M fans will never look at a pickle in the same way ever again.

“According to the Block Universe theory, all of space and time is happening simultaneously and unchanging in four dimensions, which means that grabbing your ass was the only possibility the universe allows.”

I wish she’d taken Jerry Seinfeld’s advice and quit showbiz in 1996.

Cannot star, at 69, but... yes, sir, that made me LOL in the middle of a horrendous dinner with my ladies family. I am now the devil in their eyes.

+ 1

Reminds me of my favorite saying: “I can’t wait for his generation to fucking die.”