Oh, great. Another self-flagellating Portnoy complaint.

“A big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin and a short temper.”

“we appreciate the efforts of Big Cat”

Mr. Tables

it’s bizarre for Skipper to say that he had hoped to keep the content of Barstool away from ESPN—the program had “Barstool” in the name!

I have met him three times and he was a delight and wonderful and we danced a lovely impromptu waltz in a shoe store. Sometimes you should meet your heroes.

Also true. But mostly, it’s just not our thing and doesn’t belong to us. The only reason we’re doing it is because we saw some other guys doing it over there, and it looked like they were having a good enough time.

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

Even Dennis Rader thinks this guy is a fucking creep

if only it would happen to the Cleveland Browns

I like Dan Jones. He has the Daniness of Dan Brown, but doesn’t skimp out on the Jonesiness of Alex Jones.

Hey TheKinjaPlace, come tell this guy that his friend should’ve done better.

The Astros may have pounded on Drew Pomeranz and Chris Sale, but this is Doug Fister we’re talking about (Fister is pulled before he throws his first pitch)

He should drink more of that water!

If they don’t want to catch his balls, Jameis is just going to keep throwing harder and harder until they get in there, whether the receivers want it or not.

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Patriots all stood for the anthem, so we fucking deserved this shit.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

I have no issues with these fans burning their jerseys as long as they are wearing them at the time.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.