If this whining from both teams keeps up Rob Manfred is going to turn this car around and go straight home and this time I mean it.

I want the Yankees to file a complaint about NESN next. Not for cheating, but for having the worst accents on TV.

I read this as “on course to die in December” and didn’t even question it.

it’s called a marker. so you’re basically writing them a blank check and they are fronting you the money. they determine the limit based on certain factors. 2.5 million is chump change for a real whale.

The Broncos set him free and Brock came back to them. It’s true love.

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

Well, that’s it. I’ve gone through the eye of the storm. Gone to the other side of the looking glass. Crossed over. Whatever. However you want to put it, after 35 years as a Dallas Cowboys fan, I’m now actively rooting against my own team.

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

Speaking of New England, I didn’t understand this:

Are you Captain Save-A-Ho’ing Houston?

Unit struck out 13.4 per 9 (372 total) in 2001 when the league averaged 19% fewer Ks per game. Not a knock on Sale, just ... I mean, damn.

Sheep skin feels sooooooooooo good on my fuck stick.

Sheep skin feels sooooooooooo good on my fuck stick.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

Maybe he had Irish nachos on the brain

“Ppffftt!! When I tore my ACL, I repaired it myself with cat gut and the elastic from my underwear.”

Maybe the Pats should kick the tires on a replacement at the Toyotathon event in Ohio.

Patriots WR depth is ridiculous this year even still. And one thing any NFL fan should have learned by now is Brady will make any receiver look like an all pro if he can run decent routes and has decent hands.

Sophie had a better choice.

How did live this long not knowing that this existed? Incredible!

These will allow me to perfectly mimic a habit I developed at an early age and continue to this day: Walking only when I can stroll across the backs of sheep herds.

These will allow me to perfectly mimic a habit I developed at an early age and continue to this day: Walking only…