You trying to jam Kaep? I’m taking all you crooked cops down.

Completely believable that Clay Travis would be one of the Barstool Readers who complain about it “going liberal”.

Sounds like you need a Toyota Century. Just hopefully not this one with red velour:

This is not a real facebook mom problem.

I’m just baffled why you would pay a million-plus for a home without a garage.

The residents were pissed, and petitioned the Board of Supervisors to nullify the sale. One resident explained to The San Francisco Chronicle the shock that they, the city’s wealthy, could be so rudely taken advantage of

“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk

The ENTIRE space parasite episode is my favorite moment.

Jan Quadrant Vincent 16 is LIFE!!!

“Everyone should feel comfortable at Fenway Park, no matter your race, your religion, political beliefs, sexual [orientation], you are all welcome at Fenway.”

♪ ♫ They did the math.... They did the monster math... ♬ ♫ 

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

Thank god Didi Gregarious didn’t homer because he’d never shut up about it.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

What the fuck Danny? The fuck are you doing? That’s two very good players that were had for practically nothing. I can understand not wanting to sell the farm for Paul George but apparently all you needed to sell was an old cow.

A strange move, sure, but he’s not the most eyebrow-raising Bogdan I’ve ever seen

Of course he wasn’t trying for it. Which big leaguer would want to be the all time leader in taking one from behind?

I’m a big fan of declaring people Kings for obscure accomplishments. King of Catcher Interference? Way to go guy!

LOOK AT MY CRAAAAZY PASSPORT!!

“I’m not from here! I have my own customs!”