Give up now. Gawker is way too left for this sort of rational discussion.

You missed that “no people are illegal” or all that happy horse poop.

There is a large left leaning segment of government which does not respect America or her laws. They don’t see the need to follow our laws or how setting a double standard hurts us as a country.

You nor I expect to find sanctuary in France, Italy,…

I’m not sure how this necessarily makes sense. The key word I see here is “illegal” immigrants. I have no problem with people who want to immigrate to the US. I have a problem with people bypassing the system and taking advantage of government resources without the government knowing they are here. Does any other…

Only three? Child’s play.

Zack deleted this one but my god

whatever man I just found out there is a team in Thailand with a player named Xisco and another with the last name Thongsong which is so close to perfection

Damn you Nottingham for not noting the transfer fee, ruining my hope of making a solid Cum Dog Millionaire post.

Girl Power:

The upvote is wrong, bitch.

Is your comment a parody? Or is it really possible that you didn’t know what a mistrial is? That would be astonishing.

You’re right, he clearly lost because he wasn’t Russian enough.

Nah, it’s a Holocaust joke. I won’t go there. But here’s one that’s borderline...

Reporter “Chris, how do you feel about this game? Does it feel a little bit like a throwback to your days with the White Sox?”

I’m just hoping that McGregor loses his bearings, gets confused about where he is, and kicks Mayweather in the face, right before being DQ’ed.

It’s been replaced by the new Trump Step. MAKE EVEREST GREAT AGAIN!

You were being a dick with your first comment even though you tried to pretend in your second you weren’t. At least now you’re being an honest dick. People like you are the problem.

This comment section is going to be a dumspter fire, isn’t it.

To everyone talking about karma or in any way suggesting this isn’t a terrible thing:

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Color Commentator: “....what a touching story, let’s hope that kid beats cancer. And speaking of touching stories about children, Tom can you tell us why the Ducks won’t be facing Luke Heimlich today?”