“How does it handle wind from behind?”

“How does it handle wind from behind?”

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

tinfoil hat:

On his deathbed Bill Belichick calls for Eric Mangini. Eric comes running to be by Bill’s side. “I’m here Bill” he says knowing this is the moment he has long waited for.

Red Sox fan here; Wally sucks.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Doesn’t seem like such a raw deal to me. In Mark Davis, Las Vegas certainly got bangs for their buck.

Celtics fan here. Took about 30 min for me to process that they actually won. During the 4th, my fiancé said, “Wow, if the Celtics manage to win you get 15 min of head.” High fives all around! See ya’ll back on this thread in 15.4 min.

Tom Brady is 39 years old making him ALREADY one of the oldest QB’s in the League. Also this is Tom Brady in 2001:

It was later discovered that he had only bought the organization so that he could hold a “Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In a Cage Match”.

Tepesch Mowed

I used to be a pitcher, then I took a line drive to the knee. And another one to the wrist.

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

All three of these guys could have been the villain in an 80's skiing movie. 

dude i hope your wife is the beneficiary of your attention.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

Orioles have more dingers tonight than the Red Sox do on the year.

This thing is going to blow more trannies than a chruch trip to Thailand.

“Yeah, no way a team can win a championship with 3 white guys.”

We obviously did not include alt weeklies or web comics, but nothing touches the holy trinity of Life in Hell, Achewood, and Perry Bible Fellowship.