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Thank you for just absolutely destroying this troll over and over again.  Its been an absolute pleasure to read.

Counterpoint: My username is my name, while your username is an attempt to make people think you’re black. Also you’ve been getting rag dolled by literally everybody who has responded to you because you’re a vapid ball of impotent rage incapable of independent thought.

“One of my posts got recommended more than 50 times” is the most pathetic thing ever written on the internet. The WHOLE internet.

President Trump is shitty, but your coverage of him is almost equally shitty.

To quote Lana Kane: Yuuuuuuuup.

He does appear to be in the right lane, so thats an admirable start towards not holding people up while hypermiling.

Because of warranties. People are so convinced they need a warranty they go out and spend $300 a month (plus five grand down) on a brand new Hyundai instead of taking that five grand and buying the nicest used Camry they can find. You know whats never going to cost $3600 a year? Upkeep on a used Toyota Camry. You’ll…

I hadn’t actually thought about it this way, but I’m super stoked that the Patriots won a game that only we, the Patriots fans, could have enjoyed.

I honestly can’t remember the last time I had a Prime delivery not show up when they said it would show up. Even now around Christmas, I’ve actually had stuff show up a day earlier than Amazon said it would. I guess I’ve just been fortunate.

I don’t think it helps that those shoes are just devastatingly ugly.  Its not the main reason, I don’t think a lot of people care that they’re ugly, but man are those ugly shoes.

At this point, I’d have to say I enjoy how mad non-Boston fans get when my favorite teams win more than I actually enjoy the win itself.  Its kind of all thats left...its hard to get excited for what would be the area’s what, eleventh championship since 2001? Yeah its neat, but Conan the Barbarian said whats best in…

“Quit your job at that evil company” is probably the easiest thing in the world to say to somebody else. Unless you’re giving up your job to your corporate counterpart at Fox, you’re just telling somebody to go fuck themselves.

Yeah, I think you’re right about that, though they’re still dedicated road course cars in that they’re built for it and not used at other tracks. Chassis and frame is likely the same as all their other cars I’d assume. 

Yes...yes...let the pedantry floooow through you...

I mean they do race at Watkins Glen and Infineon, and the cars they bring to road course events are dedicated road course cars, built to turn left and right. 

Allow me to be slightly pedantic for a second: 1/8 scale isn’t 1/8 the size of the car, it means all of the measurements are 1/8 of what they are on the real subject. In other words, the model is 1/8 as long, 1/8 as wide, and 1/8 as tall as the real 919. To me anyway that makes it 1/512 the size of the actual car,…

This is one of my favorite things ever on Jalopnik, so thanks for reminding me of it, haha. 

This is just the right amount of obscure reference. 

I missed a week of work with HFM, while my toddler had some cute little bumps around his mouth. I think it’s like chicken pox, where it’s worse if you get it as an adult. I couldn’t open or close my hands, and I couldn’t walk because I had it on the bottoms of my feet. Also I looked like a leper.