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Hey guys, we found the one time ever that instant internet outrage was wrong. 

Chris Thompson: I don’t want to parse the meaning of Hader’s standing ovation too finely.

This is the right question to ask. Also you have the best username and avatar in all of Kinja. 

So...at this point, doesn’t kneeling for the anthem basically just make the ‘don’t kneel for the anthem’ people mad and nothing else? Like there’s nobody left who isn’t aware of what they’re protesting or that they’re doing it by kneeling for the anthem, so it may be time for a new protest.

If Barstool didn’t exist though, who would Deadspin write smarmy articles about to feel better about themselves?

You’re going out with your ex and don’t want to be tempted into sex? Jack off first, right before you go out. Hell, if you’re at somebody’s house go pound off in their bathroom. If you jack off and you still want to fuck around with your ex...well then that’s love, brother. 

I still think Hyundai and Genesis have the two worst brand logos in the auto industry. One looks like off-brand Honda, the other like off-brand Bentley. That said I quite like their cars, so the badges probably aren’t that big a deal. 

Good. The GT-R has always been a car that beat physics into submission instead of trying to trick it with stuff like “aerodynamics” and “light weight”. Huge power, all wheel drive, and like 600lbs of electronics to make it go around turns. Thats the GT-R I know and love.

I’d take as unreliable as a BMW if it were as cheap as a Toyota, but I think it’ll carry a BMW’s price as well. 

Yeah, I’ll buy that. A dressed down Z4. 

...what? The Supra isn’t a million dollar hyper car and it isn’t an 800hp drag racer...my point is that it isn’t nearly special enough for the treatment it’s receiving. If it was one of those things, it would be more special, but this whole ‘reveal in pieces’ garbage got old when Dodge did it with the Demon and it’s…

So is your wife just in the bed for the whole trip? Otherwise you have to pull off for her to get out and use the toilet anyway, with the addition of having to empty the toilet occasionally, so you may as well keep stopping at gas stations.

At this point all we know for sure about the Supra is that it is not worth the hype and secrecy. It’s a joint project with BMW, and a pretty regular car. It isn’t a million dollar hyper car, it’s not even an 800hp Dodge Demon...it’s a dressed up Z4. I’m sure it’ll be really good, but nothing is good enough to justify…

Be cooler if they won the game. 

It seemed weird to me that this article was posted without actually showing the offending tweet from Deroir. Now that I’ve actually seen the tweet, it makes perfect sense to not show the tweet. Deroir tries to engage in respectful conversation, Price cries sexism. Not the best look, Kotaku. 

Don’t forget ‘cheese’. One of my all time favorite Eck-isms was Eduardo Rodriguez ignoring his breaking pitches and Eck going “this is a guy who’s fallen in love with his cheese”. Eck is the best. 

If you’re going to pay $127k for an SUV, you may as well pay $170k, really. 

I worry nobody appreciates what Mookie is doing because he plays for Boston and people hate all things Boston. Mookie is basically the anti-Boston player: he has loads of personality and is a genuinely likable person. Don’t hold your hatred for Boston and it’s fans against Mookie, he deserves all the adoration. 

If he gave her the stuff as a gift, my understanding is that he’s got no claim to it. Why she’s still in the house, I have no idea...squatters rights are weird. Not ‘hire a guy to beat her ass’ weird, but still pretty weird.