Is there a less intimidating athlete than Kevin Durant? Dude is almost 7 feet tall and I expect that ref to just laugh in his face.

Season 3 is where Michael’s endearingness finally overcomes his annoyingness. That said, right up through season 7 theres still plenty of times I was wondering why nobody was punching him.

This makes a measure of sense, because I’ve ordered two items at the same time, both with ‘two day’ shipping, and they were scheduled to show up on different days. It also seems like what usually happens is Amazon ships stuff next day air the day before it’s due to arrive, rather than using some kind of two day…

I’ve come around on him being a terrorist. When he killed himself and I didn’t know anything yet, I saw people calling him a terrorist...I think at that point he was more correctly a serial bomber because we didn’t know yet that the attacks had a political message, which is the definition of a terrorist. But I’ve…

If you want to drink the organic I choose, I’m down.

Except that I wouldn’t be, and I know that because of science. The LD50 of glyphosate is 5600mg/kg, meaning I’d have to drink almost 30oz of straight glyphosate to have a 50% chance of dying. If I drank 8oz I’d maybe puke, but otherwise I’d be fine. You’d actually die from ingesting table salt (LD50 of about…

So I used to have a Great Aunt Mo, and Aunt Mo lived in poor health longer than most people live at all...it was kind of a running joke in our family because we’re bad people. Anyway, her husband passes away (which was legitimately shocking, that he outlived his wife) and my grandfather is telling us over dinner…

I would maintain that if he were using a PED, he was trying to get stronger so he could more thoroughly injure guys when he hits them low, or after a play, or when they’re on the ground not looking at him.

Michael goes between unbearable and endearing for the entire series to me. He is just SO stupid...the best parallel is probably Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec in terms of his stupidity, but Andy manages to not be nearly as annoying to me.

....you just blew my mind.

You’re 100% correct.

I used to spray pesticides professionally, and I was always amused that while our conventional pesticide carried the lowest level signal word (caution) while our organic carried the mid level signal word (warning).

Organic doesn’t mean it doesn’t have pesticide on it. It doesn’t mean it has less pesticide on it. It doesn’t even mean it has less harmful pesticide on it. It means it has organic pesticide on it...frequently it has more pesticide on it, and frequently that pesticide is actually more hazardous than the non-organic…

I think we’re using the term ‘hater’ wrong here. Anybody saying that about Evan Turner has a valid criticism...he is overpaid, and he does underperform. Is it his fault somebody wanted to overpay him for his underperformance? Hell no. But criticisms of him aren’t hating, they’re making a point.

I mean, points for honesty.

We also do not have Hardees, so...

Yep. Its like chocolate milk, but with the shittiness of tasting like coffee instead of awesome like chocolate.

Thats really bad. Yikes.

Right? I went to Seattle for a week and I had to go to Arby’s because we don’t have one. If we had one, I probably wouldn’t even go to it that often, but you want the things you can’t have.

We do have nice beaches, I can’t debate that.