Jesus fucking Christ. We in Rhode Island have enough god damn problems...being right next to Massachusetts, the weather, being the smallest state and nobody taking us seriously, the worst drivers in America on the worst roads in America, the awful Rhode Island accent, coffee milk, opioids, the worst working DMV system…

When I was a kid, we used to send cards out to NASCAR drivers and football players to try and get autographed. Bobby Hamilton was driving for Richard at the time, and my brother sent this really cool car showing Bobby in victory lane with the 43 car and Richard...I guess it was ‘97 because Bobby only ever won one…

I just can’t imagine that being the height of somebody’s meatball sandwich experience. Like you don’t have to be having these awesome, orgasmic meatball sandwiches all the time but you can’t get to Subway’s meatball and think “yeah, this is as good as it gets”.

You’re 100% correct, the Subway meatball sandwich is absolutely better than not having a meatball sandwich. Its perfectly edible, I just wouldn’t compare it to anything from a legitimate meatball selling establishment.

Taco Bell breakfast has become one of my favorite fast food things. The steak AM Crunchwrap with a handful of fire sauce is my jam. I don’t go there for lunch often, now that I’m thinking about it...its usually tied to limited time stuff, like when they do the extra steak quesadillas or whatever. I dunno, I’ll have…

That’s faulty. The meatball is the ultimate everyman food. An Italian deli near me does a large meatball sub that costs $11, and even that is really pushing the boundries of how expensive meatballs ought to be. Now are they the best meatballs I’ve ever had? Absolutely they are, but for some people an $11 meatball…

This is juuuuuust perfectly riding that line between believable and parody. Honestly, you had me start to write a serious reply...its really nicely executed.

So I’m a Pats fan, and having read this, I kinda want the Pats to lose now. Whatever brings you the least joy, thats what I want. My life will be the same either way, 5 Super Bowl wins or 6 doesn’t really make that big of a difference, but if them losing can really make your life that much more difficult, then I…

Monty Grow is a terrific pornstar name though.

Boring answer: hardware. My gaming rig died and I can’t afford to patch it up, so my Steam library is just chillin, with the exception of anything my 2012 MacBook Pro can run...which, shockingly, is not that much!

I’m a Pats fan, and I for one really don’t care anymore if the league directly handed this game to the Pats. I’m well past the point of giving a shit what fans of any other team or sports writers think of the Patriots, so a win is a win to me. Did the refs help out the Pats? Sure, I don’t give a shit, I hope they…

RIP Raul Julia.

I need to know more about the cops calling her when the Jeep ran a light. Is that a thing? Something related to teenage drivers?

But he knows the names of all the regulars and talks about them to his ‘work friends’.

Look at all his medals, the guy must be like king nazi or something.

I’ve been saying forever that nobody in the world is madder than Melania Trump that DJT became President. She didn’t sign up for this shit, she just wanted to be a trophy wife for a few years, take a few inept, graceless sexings and get out of there with a few million dollars in a divorce settlement. But no, he had…

Can I blame all of them? I choose to blame all of them.

Jay Cutler would love to live in the universe where he’s half as good as Aaron Rodgers.

I thought the term was ‘buyer’s remorse’. I know its become a term thats used more ironically in other avenues, but buyer’s remorse is the original ‘purchase regret’, and it sounds better to me.