No, I will not imagine that and nobody can make me.

Plenty of tree farms up here in New England.

He’s doing really great in army. Got a stuffed seal for marksmanship.

Look, if they say no then of course the answer is no. But they won’t say no, they’ll never say no, because of the implication.

‘GoFundMe’ first evolution of the Pokémon ‘Thoughtsnprayers’. It’s second evolution is called ‘Actuallyfuckingdoingsomethingaboutit.’

I take oil stains in a driveway as a positive. Maybe they’ve got British cars, you know?

The steamies are straight up racist against the diesels.

I love Woods’ reaction, pounding his fist on the canvas after the stoppage. If he could have just run around for another 13 minutes and 26 seconds, he may have gotten the decision.

Crockpot full of meatballs/sauce in my dad’s less than a week old car. Fortunately a) he’s the one that said to put it there, and b) it all cleaned out.

How is saying you’re in the losers’ bracket disrespectful? You lost. Its factual. Its like if somebody is asked to describe me physically and calls me fat. I’m fat as shit, so thats a good way to describe me.

I can’t fault people for missing it when Belichick makes a joke because he does it rarely and without a ton of skill, but that was a Belichick Joke. It’s like a dad joke, but less funny and more passive aggressive.

I just want this to end as poorly as possible for everybody involved. Can that happen this time?

Man, I heard that interview live and remembered thinking that it wasn’t going to end well. It wasn’t even like a ‘dude is 80, he doesn’t know what he’s saying’ thing, it was legit creepy.

My lord is that obscure. There aren’t enough Starrs for this.

Felger is Colin Cowherd if Cowherd was somehow even less talented and worse at his job.

Kyrie is the latest in a long line of Boston athletes that we marvel at on field/court, and off court we’re like

Oh my god, they should send Kap out to take the knee in every victory formation. That would be beautiful.

I don’t understand why I hate Joe Maddon’s quirkiness but love Gabe Kapler’s. Maybe because one guy talks about wine and the other about eating chicken bones.

You know, Kapler was one of the few guys I ever honestly believed wasn’t juicing. He was just such a workout fanatic, and so vehemently anti-cheating in his workouts that he seemed authentic to me. That said, I’m a huge Gabe Kapler fan from his days with the Red Sox, so I’m likely biased.