I disagree. Colin Kaepernick doesn’t fit with what the Bills are doing this year because Kaepernick might actually win them a game or two. Joe Webb makes total sense because he will not won them a game or two and the Bills do not want to win a game or two. That makes Webb a better fit than Kaepernick, because again,…

There’s value in Osweiler knowing the system. It’s the same reason why Miami signing Cutler instead of Kaepernick made sense, with Cutler having played for Adam Gase in Chicago.

...isn’t what they’re doing arguably more disrespectful (if you consider kneeling during the anthem disrespect, which I do not) than what the Browns are doing? The Browns are at least showing up and there for the anthem, they’re saying they’re going to skip it entirely, but I’m sure that irony is 100% lost on Steve…

I’ve resigned myself to the fact that I’ll never not see USMNT as meaning ‘US Mutant Ninja Turtles’.

This sounds a little like buyers’ remorse from the Cavs to me. Isaish’s hip injury wasn’t exactly hidden...Brad Stevens talked about it (on a podcast I think, but it was reported on) and basically said they didn’t know yet if he would be ready to start the season and Danny Ainge has even said it’s still cloudy. The…

That’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

I honestly hadn’t put that level of thought into it.

I’m shocked I got this far into the comments before somebody stated the obvious. $4 million houses with street parking? No thank you.

Now THIS is what I come to Deadspin for. I’ve long been a proponent of ‘stuff goes under the burger’, but doing the cheese that way never occurred to me because I’m a big know nothing dumbo dummy.

Huh. So just from a Red Sox fan’s POV, Xander Bogaerts and Mookie are swapped from how I thought it would be because both of those stats seem to show Bogaerts is both faster and a better baserunner than Mookie. To my eyes I always thought Mookie was the better baserunner in that Bogaerts seems to get thrown out more…

The OP asked that question in literally the gentlest, “I’m trying to understand please help me” way possible and you jumped on them, then you say you’re losing your damn mind about them asking the question. How about, you know, help them understand because maybe they don’t have the same personal experience and level…

People passing in the breakdown lane used to bother me, but really, what do I care? Maybe it’s a medical emergency, more likely they’re an asshole, but people putting half their car over there to block them can fuck right off too.

Isn’t it the golfer’s job to keep his girlfriend straight?

Kids jumping on your face at 9am, definitely bad.

I saw this joke and figured it had to be somebody from Oppo. I’m going to tell it to my wife, but I don’t think she’ll appreciate it.

What if McGregor is just planning to do something shocking? Fights a round or two, he’s getting beaten, and he throws a flying knee and knocks Floyd the fuck out. It would be the biggest sports story in forever, probably takes about a year off (because he’ll be suspended, I assume) and comes back bigger than ever in…

Red Sox fan here, and I am THRILLED to see Wally so far down the list.

The Red Sox should trade Jackie Bradley Jr for him. Two birds with one stone and all that.

It’s weird to me when a group of people who bang on about the free market and how great capitalism is get mad at somebody for taking the money somebody will pay them for a service.

Oh my god, this is terrible. This is a scandal. This can not be ignored.