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You know what they say, fool me once shame...shame on you? Fool me three times, you can’t get fooled again.

I someday hope to love something as much as David Tracy loves Jeeps.

If he wanted game used helmets, wouldn’t he have just said ‘hey, can I get two game used helmets?’ It looks pretty clear that he’s asking for helmets that look game used but aren’t.

Pablo Sandoval is leading the Red Sox in home runs with two. Which means he has 50% of all home runs hit by Red Sox players this year.

Game 2 of the 2013 ALCS, David Ortiz hits a grand slam to tie the game and Torii Hunter goes over the bullpen wall trying to catch it. The WEEI call is my favorite.

Terrible. +1

On my Land Cruiser it’s the valve cover gasket. If you saw my driveway you’d think I have a Land Rover instead of a Cruiser.

Unequivocally.

Austin Dillon has always been a bitch, I suspect he will always be a bitch. Though he does prove my suspicion that I could be a race car driver if I had a rich grandfather to be 100% correct.

I don’t think I’d go quite that far, if President Obama thought it was a suicide mission I’d hope he would have mentioned it during planning and it would have been scrapped entirely.

I didn’t say they were. I only asked if it was planned under Obama.

Wasn’t the raid planned under Obama? I seem to recall hearing that.

Has anybody ever done more grandstanding while accomplishing less than Bill fucking Polian? The way we did it with the Colts this, back when I was with the Colts that...you know what they did when Polian was the GM? They sucked terribly until they lucked into Peyton Manning, who carried the team on his back, then when

Well, there’s only one seat, so by US cup holder standards it needs 5.

Just a bunch of pansies all around. Cuban for losing his shit over a joke, BR for getting bullied by that little shit, and Dirk for getting emasculated by Cuban.

The end of this season is going to be a shitshow if the points are close.

I can’t remember him doing 23 seconds worth, but I remember Rajon Rondo doing that all the time when he played for the Celtics. He always walked slowly after the ball, usually not picking it up until somebody got close to him.

I always wonder what leads to somebody importing a car like this. If you’re going to spend the money to bring something into the US, you’d think it would be something that you couldn’t get any version of here. The Q45 is close enough to being a President for me that I just don’t get why they bothered.

At least they’re not calling you fake news?

It would be nice if we could speak honestly of the dead. There’s actually a sequel to Ender’s Game called Speaker for the Dead, the title of which is an occupation...a Speaker for the Dead speaks at somebody’s funeral and tells the whole story. Not how they wanted it told, not what people wanted to hear, the whole