What a dick.

This is one of those “CP, but I’d still really like to have it” ones.

Except that Poulter is a famous athlete and a public figure. There’s a difference.

I think he collects Ferraris, which is so much worse.

I don’t think it is! If anything it’s a compliment. God and Mike could have chosen any cocks, and they chose the ones attached to the Jews. I know I’d be flattered.

See, that was my question too. Is saying somebody sucks the chosencock anti-semitical? I mean it’s rude either way, but I need clarification.

Drive an FJ80 Land Cruiser. No tricks needed, terrible gas mileage comes naturally.

No idea what those are worth, but that sure seems like a good deal.

Can we get a list of all the people who go out of their way to pay more taxes than they have to? Wait, hold on I found it.

This was the dumbest beef. ‘Posse’ isn’t the plural of ‘thug’, there aren’t racial connotations to posse. What it is is a slightly outdated slang that we all used a ton in the 90s and early 2000s, and is therefore right in old guy Phil Jackson’s wheelhouse.

Does that just sort of make the Raptor the Nissan GTR of off road vehicles? The GTR is crazy fast and makes you look like a hero, but I’ve also seen it said that people might prefer something slower but more rewarding to drive.

The Corvair was a flat-6.

If I die tomorrow, the only thing I ask is that I not be called a ‘Drew Magary enthusiast’ in my obituary.

Ha, it wouldn’t be the internet without some virgin hoping I get hit by a car. It’s really not hard, pay your tickets and I won’t boot you. Easy peasy.

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

God damn it Joe, how many times do I have to tell you, masturbating the homeless is NOT making the world better. All you’re doing is making them dependent so they can’t get their own sexual release in the wild. I don’t know what your mother and I are going to do with you.

I thought they did themselves a disservice by showing them sitting flat instead of standing them on end, but I also don’t know how they recommend they get stored. Now that I’m looking at the picture, I don’t think a ton more would fit on end.

It was a Dog the Bounty Hunter reference, but I guess it was a bit highbrow.

Thanks bro. Go with Christ.

Unlikely. I boot curbside, not street side, for just that reason. Safety first!