You know, I spend a lot of time saying you should be able to make fun of (basically) everybody and everything. And I stand by that sentiment.

I’m honestly shocked that this wasn’t the very first comment on the article.

This potato-faced son of a bitch gets women to buy him expensive sports cars, and I can’t convince my wife to let me buy so much as a Fox-body Mustang. The world is weird and awful.

Pats fan here. I had no problem with any of Pacman’s hits. Dude is what, 190 lbs trying to tackle 270lb Gronk? You go high and he drags you into the end zone, go low and you can get him on the ground. Burfict’s hit was dirty, but I didn’t care for Gronk chirping at Pacman about it.

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This also relies heavily on the guy you’re using (Miller) not being a head case who can only go one inning or only go in a save situation. Miller’s versatility and willingness to work this way is just super impressive.

Nope, tried the Dutch Reach once, wife made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Medical retirement is what they were saying, doctor wanted him to decrease his stress levels. Of the two I’d have preferred Gerry Callahan retire, but Dino retiring was a good start.

Best strategy for getting an empty seat on Southwest: Be a fat guy holding a 9 month old baby. You won’t always have an open seat, but the seat next to you will absolutely be the last damn one taken on a full flight.

David Tracy has exactly one track to his mind, and you know what? I respect it.

I kinda hope the slippery slope thing happens...that is to say I hope the people suing him trip and fall down a slippery slope into a ditch.

That there’s no right answer here is my main argument against autonomous cars. I’d rather have better human drivers so at least when they fuck up, there’s a physical person to blame and not either a machine or a huge company with super expensive lawyers.

“We’re gonna have an affair, okay? It’s going to be a tremendous affair, a yuge affair. We’re going to have such an affair that you’re going to be begging me to stop, Donald, please, I can’t stand this affair anymore.” - Donald Trump, with shockingly little exaggeration.

Well who cares about a stupid star?

He didn’t endorse Trump politically, he said he supports his friends...it’s pretty tough to separate those things though. Though honestly, I don’t think anybody who could be swayed by an athlete’s endorsement of a politician should be allowed to vote.

There were really only 2-3 good, solid car guys in my school. Besides that we had plenty of wannabes.

Is that a prize or a threat? Since, you know, Mustang.

By that logic (and I’m not being snarky) shouldn’t every American League pitcher not get in? They don’t hit, so they only play half the game too. And what about relief pitchers?

But guys, I thought we were supposed to respect ALL styles?

Yes and yes. Diesel trucks are 2500 and 3500 models here, and aren’t beholden to the same emission standards as the cars they put them in. Secondly, diesels don’t naturally ‘roll coal’, you get on it and maybe you get a little puff of black smoke, but not the huge plumes you get from coal rolling. There’s some sort of…