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That is definitely a flatbed.

Gotcha. Can’t go around calling that a tow truck.

Haven’t watched yet, was it a flatbed like a rollback or just a regular flatbed? I’d tend to still call a rollback flatbed a tow truck, same as a wrecker.

The first time Trump goes after Hillary at the next debate, Hill-Dawg NEEDS to drop a “what are you going to do Donald, grab me by my pussy?”

The answer to that is always no. Somehow it was even no on my wedding night.

Yeah, it’s gone well for her.

That could explain why my son doesn’t look anything like me at all.

I enjoyed this article. It was informative without being pedantic, and short enough to read on the can and not have the wife shout down “are you playing with yourself in there or what?!”

$kay always makes sure to Putin a pun or two.

I will stop to watch an Always Sunny video a million times out of a million.

Lost my shit when James called Hamster a muppet.

I miss Tito. Best manager the Sox ever had.

Fage had a company picnic with special musical guest Nickelback.

Bruh. Rhode Islanders simply can not on ramp. I can’t remember how many times some slow moving asshole has almost gotten me killed trying to get on 295N (our only 65mph highway for non-Rhode Islanders) from 37 (a 50mph highway where people go 40).

Real talk, is there a dumpier athlete than Phil Kessel? He looks like your neighbor who asks to borrow and then breaks your lawn mower, but somehow is a fantastic athlete.

I don’t care much for Jessica Mendoza as an announcer, Curt Schilling was quite a lot better (but is unfortunately a shithead), but her being a woman doesn’t have anything to do with it.

This is probably one of those things that is such a spectacularly bad idea, it’s really only a theoretical experiment.