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The fun part is going to be figuring out who’s a Host and who’s a Guest.

I can’t even make a pun one person can enjoy, let alone one that forty love.

I’m surprised you spelled most of those words correctly.

You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Don’t real journalists edit out the “ums” and “uhs” of their interview subjects?

He will definitely call her “sweetheart” at some point. If we’re very, very lucky, he will call her ‘sugar tits.’

Trump is like:

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Quid pro blow...

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

Damn and here I thought he was varicose to making a return.

Boxer briefs are just briefs with some extra cloth going down your leg to fool yourself in to thinking you’re not wearing tighty-whiteys. News flash: They’re tighty-whiteys with a little extra fabric. I hate them. I wasn’t going to have time to do laundry one night so I swung by Target for boxers but they were out of

That’s just corny.

The irony is that a bright spot in your Browns isn’t considered healthy.