Wow it’s not just Jared Fogle knocking out teeth with his balls

That’s not how to get to first base with a girl.

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

Other teams that will wear white include the Browns

Say what you will about him as a player, but Eli has never missed a start.

So which QB is Bruce Willis?

Had to look it up..... +1

“it hit me, I should have just went out of bounds and lived to the next play”

Honestly, I think I’m only still watching the NFL for the same reason I’m still on Facebook: social pressure. Like 80 percent of my friend group cares about these games, our fantasy league has been a great way for my ever-sprawling college-era clan to keep in touch, it’s a good thing to chat with my dad about when I…

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Or something announcing the official line of Mets hair care products. “Mets-rosexual™” or something.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Still, it’s better than Rob Ford cologne, which makes you smell like a crack house.

I would advise Donaldson not to monkey around with Gibbons.

And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

If Puig keeps up this pace it shouldn’t be long before we see him in AA.

Doesn’t count. Everyone who is an actual fan of the Olympics knows that Leonidas is the GOAT. He didn’t have all the fancy accommodations that Olympians have now, like shoes and anti-chaffing nipple tape. Do you know what they did back then if your chaffed nips got infected? They took’em.

I moved to Jacksonville 5 years ago (Note: NEVER fucking do this), just in time for the last Giants Super Bowl win (of which not one fucking person in this hick ass town cared, because “THE GATORS DON’T PLAY IN FEBRUARY”). My friend sent me a personalized Giants coffee mug for my birthday, which I used daily for work.