How cute, you think their owners actually take them off the pavement.

Just some you forgot about:

For a second I thought “Bolwell isn’t that obscure”

Then I remembered the rest of the world still thinks we ride kangaroos.

I find the Ikara better looking than the late-model Countach.

Have you been to Australia? Have you seen the condition of their early 1990's Falcons? Na, yeah, na mate....hard pass on that. They are about as beat as an early 90's Chevy Lumina is here in the US.

*all around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces*

If it was a Kia, that would be fine, but a Kia should be trying to look like a BMW, not the other way around.

Pardon me for being one of The Poors who Shall Never Understand, but why would a track-centric car come with a “performance package” option?

“I am one with Ron Dennis, Ron Dennis is with me.”

Now show us how he parked at the airport...

I wonder what it feels like, to be unceremoniously pushed out of an enterprise that he invested his life into. I mean, look at what he accomplished...multiple F1 Championships, F1 (the car), Le Mans, the road car division, technology center, on and on and on. I hope he has some sense of closure about the whole thing.…

Don’t you have some kids to yell at for being on your lawn

I don’t think anyone got the joke

Everyone is like “I wish this 18 year old kid would have died”

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

Stef m'dear, we're both girls here so I know neither of us has a giant weiner to be an expert with, but I'm also quite sure you can't put a weiner IN a corkscrew. You can put a corkscrew in a weiner, I'm sure the results are gruesome, but it's logically possible, but not vice versa. ;)

Their IMSA racers were even better! Such brutal cars. Those wheel covers have to be some of my favorite ever put on a racecar.