A Lada Vs. my Volvo 240, we could compete for the rings slowest lap time.

Indeed!

“ decent LeMons car for under $500 that actually runs.”
Volvo 240 my friend. 

We’re done here. Someone gets the lights.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

He took this long not because Republicans buy sneakers too, but rather because 45s gotta stick together, yo.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Tom is someone who constantly mixes up the use of their, they’re and there along with your and you’re, not to mention to, two and too.

I’m starting to get this feeling that Trump does not like black people.

This piece is rife with anti-raccoon bias.

If nuts could breathe, Kovalev’s would be taking a prolonged exhale right now.

how long until a red neck can afford a Bugatti Chiron?

Didn’t have any chestnuts handy, but certainly roasted a few chest hairs.

And Randy Johnson killed birds. Never forget.

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

In color I’m sure it comes across as very steampunk, but in black and white those photos look like something straight out of the mind of Geiger. Nightmarish, indeed.

A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again

Look at the big board! It’s yuge! We’ve got the biggest board!

Trump went on to say that although the U.S. would certainly get its metaphorical hair mussed, there would be no more than ten to twenty million killed...depending on the breaks.

That’s childish and below the belt.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.