The three M’s: mcdonalds, masturbation, marijuana, . Or, in scientific terms, grease and sugar to offset the previous evening, endorphin release, relaxation. Toss some ibuprofen in there with the food and you are good to go.  

Jesus dude, how do you deepthroat the whole boot like that? 

Maybe they should raid indycar and find better stewards. Seriously, how are they still letting you cover F1?

I love that Gillian Andersons whale tail features the underwear tag.

The whole thing has a creepy sex vibe. Like, Jared from Subway. 

Someone send Ammon a drink, bitch is thirsty.

It also has a bigger cock.

Great read! This reminds me of a story from a George Plimpton book called Shadow Box. The book is about boxing in the 70's, Ali, Foreman, etc.

As kids, my siblings and I would beg to ride in the trunk. And even stranger, sometimes my parents would let us.

So, freedom from fear is children carrying assault rifles? IDK why, but reading this, I sort of had a charlie moment...

It reminds me of the old Rothmans Livery. I really liked that paint scheme over the years. Typical trump, take something that was objectively awesome and turn it into gilded trash. And yes, I am talking about both the plane and the livery. 

LOL. Great win. Especially considering the second place guy took home the exact same number of delegates.

I blame the cheap looking rear-side windows. I dont know why, but it just looks so cheesy.... Like, something I would expect GM to do.

Counterpoint: Trump 1000% is happy about this and wants the democrats to attempt impeachment.

Maybe it was the 30 rock binge over the weekend, but Kevin Sorbo kind of looks like a heavily made up Jon Hamm.

They still serve Old Style at Wrigley but it’s hard to find. Pretty sure you can only buy it on the concourse, not from the guys in the stands. For some reason, it is a bit cheaper than other domestics and it comes in a paper cup.

A lot of dudes named Zach and Andy and Chris out in Bengal land. Which is merely an observation based on the fan letters and is in no way is a comment on the ohio region as a whole.

On the bright side, at least his teeth are fake and easily replaceable when one of these “pranks” goes sideways.

Bro, do you even Jalopnik? Around here, Fernando can do no wrong.