If it were full of student camera operators or rape victims Notre Dame wouldn’t care

I ejaculate a whole lot

I’m fucking dying that that correction is real life. Who says journalism is dead?

The immediate change of tone in his voice when he realizes who she is.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Might wanna check the last few lines of the post, buddy. (Admittedly, I failed to include any made-up dialogue between Bell and his pitcher. Very sorry if you felt put out by having to imagine that yourself.)

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Slow car fast > fast car slow

Not much of a NASCAR viewer. Man this sounds like a dumb rule change, though. It’s almost like driving in an oval for a few hundred laps makes for too boring of an outcome and viewing experience. Sort of seems like they need to work on that, the rules of how you determine the winner are probably less important.

The thing is, he isn’t cheap at all when it comes to the roster. Cavs had the highest payroll last year, and will definitely be in the tax this coming season. Tyrone Lue is making $7 Million a year. For whatever reason, he devalues the GM position and refuses to pay market value. He’s really Cavalier about it.

... why is this a lawsuit and not a criminal investigation?

I hate car dealers. Dealing with them is the worst.

Don’t read anything into this, but Collins surprisingly is 16th all time in passing yards...somehow slotting between Joe Montana and Dan Fouts. He somehow managed to stay in the league long enough to get to that point despite a passer rating in the low 70s and just slightly above a 1:1 TD:INT ratio.

“Pfft. I used to drive around in a Ferrari 308 GTS.”

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

“The UK is not that its government allowed a 24-story public housing building to be built under such abominable safety standards that 79 people died in a massive fire two weeks ago.”

Oh yeah, it’s a blast.

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.