Sticking it to the Jets is more of a Sharks thing though.

Why not leave Polestar alone and create a new division called Voltstar?

I read that his name was Grayson and was unsurprised by his take.

I am a 100% believer in climate change but I don’t see a goddamn thing anywhere that actually makes a plausible connection between this and climate change. Pheonix is universally acknowledged as the hottest major population center in the US. The fact of the matter is there’s a shitload more pavement, of different…

Sometimes outside car thermometers are so inaccurate that they feel like random number generators. They’re basically the worst feature of the car, next to the car’s infotainment systems. That’s because [...] they’re actually thermistors.

He’s got a brother who’s into trains.

I hope McGregor reads this and someone gives Mayweather the gist of it.

Everyone knows the downfall of Lithuanian basketball is because they stopped using skeletons.

Full disclosure: I secretly think that all LMP1 cars looks the same. That’s endurance racist, I know, but it’s true. /s

I rather just watch the Simpson/Tatum fight again.

There’s a reason the Denny’s menu has pictures...

These signs provide a public service... The purpose of these signs is to attract travelers to an exit 

Seriously. Back before cell phones, those signs were godsends on cross country trips my parents dragged me on. Long bed truck pulling a 30 foot trailer would mean gas stops every 250 miles. Less if there was uphill involved.

That would increase customer prices, though because that’s how economics work.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

No. Because they never would have beaten the 97' Bulls which featured, IRC, Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman, Magic Johnson, Toni Iommi, Luke Walton, Dickie Simpkins and Scotty 2 Hottie and were coached by Phil Niekro.

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

Can confirm:

Being based on temperatures we experience certainly explains why we keep it. That being said, I think if we all woke up one day and Fahrenheit didn’t exist, we’d still do just fine with Celsius. It feels natural because we’re used to it. For kicks, I just googled the weather in my area. It says the high right now is…