And just like Tits McGee, this dumb fuck is on vacation.

Blatter: “Hello, DraftKings?”

Thanks, Stephen A.

Reminds me of how Floyd Mayweather likes to beat up people with makeup on their face.

I’d even go a step further and say ‘85 Bears.

Met Triple H once can in the UPN Smackdown days at an up-front.

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

Getting that tattooed on my BF’s penis, brb.

...and adding air-conditioning.

It’s like you’ve never met a 20 year old guy before.

The Cubs.

“I will gladly eat every cheesesteak”

Do it. Be champions.

Claiming Floyd is the greatest is like naming Australia the mightiest military country on earth because it has never lost a war.

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The guy hit 488 career doubles and somehow people are surprised that he still knows how to find his way to second base.

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Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

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