DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!!! Just everybody stop doing stupid shit!!

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

Money actually hasn't changed Riley. He's just as frugal as ever. The reason he hasn't responded is because he knows it costs extra to text Mexico.

Angel Di Maria: This is impressive, I am very excited.

GET ME THE TANK ROFL

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

Philly, by a vomit filled mile

Snoop Dogg on:

He figured he might as well give the ball up before Dane Cook stole that from him too.

However, subscriptions to Man/Ewe are still going strong in Scotland.

The best result that can come of this is Hawk either quitting or imploding.

But anything that helps dismantle this slave labor perpetuator I cheer for.

Fair point, paleskin.

The only way that Mayweather fights him is if the ring is set up in a nightclub and Floyd truly thinks that GGG is a woman.

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

I don't mean to be critical of Tim Howard, but if it were Landon who was allowed to be there in that airport, he would've hugged him.

You're probably right. He probably spent all of 3 seconds on this.