I can’t convert any of my revenue to dollars (even to buy more parts to build more widgets). My assets will be devalued as the currency weakens. My potential customers have no jobs. And eventually the government will seize my operations because it feels like. Add heavy tariffs/taxation, price controls, trade…

Wow, that’s really smart, carrying a bike on top of your Mini so you can tow it if it breaks down.

They could have ran the stages on foot.

And then you become a James Bond villain.

Don’t you think you were a little harsh on him?

So you use your toothbrushes for cutting things instead of cleaning your teeth. Well, I reckon that explains it.

This being the UK, where guns are harder to come by, we actually hacked our dick off with a sharpened toothbrush.

Maybe 6 is for regular mode, and 7 is for EPA cheating mode?

First look at the 2019 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4x4

Used, low mileage, loaded 2014-2015 Chevy Volt coming off of lease. You can find one for less than half of the budget that’ll be in excellent condition fully loaded with ALL the bells and whistles and still be fully covered under the bumper-to-bumper warranty. The stated commuter’s useage profile is less than 40…

I have to say I’m kind of disappointed that it doesn’t have a spoiler or something like this. I thought Red Bull would give it wings.

Might there be a rectal thermometer in every seat?

Also not widely known - the rumble strips at the sides of motorways are to let blind drivers know what road they’re on and what junction’s coming up...

I mean, yeah. If your friend has 370,000+ people waiting (with deposits placed) for his girlfriend to pop out babies. Then, yes. This analogy kind of works.

If they add a real grill, what would be the purpose? To cool your luggage?

I’m willing to bet that if you’re really deadset on a BEV, you’d be able to lease a Chevy Bolt for at least 3 years before you can even get your hands on a Model 3. The Bolt has literally the same specs as the Model 3, but it’s available now.

or, two 300 pound people making a porno

Just listening to Rihanna.

This infighting between VW owners is getting a tad ridiculous.

Per the Austin Fire Department’s description, this incredibly expensive single-vehicle crash happened on Red Bud Trail