Couldn’t have said it better.

I assert and maintain that Cernovich and Jones enjoy both the sound and smell of their own farts

Depends on the flavor of Protestant.

Ave Satana. plz

It can be, but it’s also overused and sometimes completely unnecessary to the overall narrative of the story being told. The same way that the plot device of a man losing a woman love interest to death or capture is.

It’ll be a miscavige of justice if she isn’t awarded that paltry sum.

I woke for a local PBS station; it was a very dark day in the station. They kept her illness very tightly under wraps and everyone was stunned when the news broke.

But first eat your taco.

To be fair, holding anyone to the standard set by Cooper Nielsen is terribly unfair. He’s an amazing dancer, and a great choreographer (it’s just that as a boyfriend, he kinda sucks).

I too wear clothes more than once and love Uno! Let’s be best friends!

Actually, they look fattening in the most delicious way possible.

Incorrect. It should be:

Jeah, they are!

Awesome.

Having a buddy sign you in? I went to a tiny university for my undergrad degree and only attended law school at a large state university so I don’t have a ton of experience in auditorium-seating classes. Still, in some of my larger classes during law school, this was an issue. Every semester or so, some poor sap would…

“Real Housewives of Gaithersburg, where the Grove isn’t the only Shady thing goin’ on”

I honestly started old-lady shopping at Talbots on a search for quality. If you can find the not-old-lady stuff, it’s actually really well-made (they have SUPER THICK jersey that is very comfortable and flattering and luxurious feeling). Old ladies don’t put up with tissue t-shirt shit.

I could write an ode to the pyrex measuring cup.