Hey! I knew something wasn’t right when he/she/it crashed the car and killed someone.

Hey! Congratulations! You’re the first grammar scold of the evening. Some of your fellows asshats will be along shortly, but for now, you’re in a class of walking sphincters all by yourself!

Was he waiting to be mounted?

I was howling at the line, “Out for the season with a yeast infection”...

You’re assuming that anyone watches the DBA (Donut Bumping Association) and gave a shat about it.

Well, if your avatar is any indication, your “ring piece” may have been abused like a Grand Canyon mule...

No. I didn’t post it because you were first and you said, word-for-word, what I was thinking.

Thanks for letting me know. Take care!

I do love a crew cab. Serious question: how many miles to the gallon, highway? Any idea? Thanks for this. I REALLY like it.

I will be reporting you for intellectual theft...

You crystallized the moment with your words. My liege!

Serious baseball question here: do they have an extra ump back there to step in? Do the others rotate one into the ump position and the blue crew is down one? How does that work?

two things:

I’m sincerely impressed with what you did. Human ingenuity (“re-purposing”) is fascinating to me.

Please name and address these bastards in this forum. Please.

Please tell us more! Wait until the party on Friday though, alright?

As soon as I decode what you said, I will applaud. I’m sure of it.

I starred you because I could hear your astonishment.

You’ve got to feel sorry for the kids when those two break up. Gay marriages are so phony. They never last.

Never been to a gayber meself, but that music did sound a bit "lively".