One thing I’m not totally clear on... is there fighting in the bleachers?

The best videos on the internet have three things in common:

“He acts the way most actual caricatures of rich guys act.”

“He acts the way most actual rich guys act.”

I can relate. The gym is about dominance. Throw a med ball off the ceiling. Rearrange the treadmills. Deny people water. It’s a jungle, and you have to make it your jungle.

You’re putting your ignorance on full display here. He played for Brazil, but they speak Portuguese.

I don’t know if this is a joke because I want to help you but I don’t wanna get burned

“Hey, what are you going to do with your graduate degree in Linguistics?”

The comma undercuts the point. It’s confusing because it’s there at all.

They’re heeeeeeeeere

Clay Travis looks like the guy who talks to you at the urinal.

Take that, Reggie Bush!

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

please remove the word “ultrarealistic” from this article. 

Let’s Hear It For The Poise

We are all Nathan Peterman.

This is the most Aggie thing I’ve read in my entire life. Thank you for this insane piece of performance art. Also shoutout to the A&M alums in this thread who are normal adults and don’t think and talk like this.

You’re the guy who makes me embarrassed to have two degrees from the big school on the Brazos. This ol’ Ag hopes you will find more important things to do with your life than make knee-jerk apologies for the worst people on the campus.

Oh, honey.

I’m surprised she told you about that.