Aren’t you the Tim Horton’s guy?  Is this a contract year for you? Bravo. 

You’re a remarkable idiot

To be fair, you might have missed because you just ruptured a ligament.

That statement hurt me inside.

As a Rockets fan I disagree with all of these reasonable and accurate points.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

The birth of my first was an ordeal for my wife. 24 hours of labor, a pain blocker that didn’t block pain, a child that was rotated the wrong way and an emergency c-section. As they handed my my boy in the room off the operating table she went to the ICU with some sort of seizure. After staying for a couple of more…

I want you to have your own column based on this. Beautiful work, man.

Taylor knocked it out of the park.  

Whoever “Taylor” is on the last fan submission deserves a guest spot on this write-up next year. Bravo good sir/madam.

Here i was worried yesterday reading about you being nervous if your long post would get printed... it did! and you killed it, Marion!

I like how you didn’t even bother to mention the correct name of who they picked. And I have to assume that, like me, no one else who reads this will bother to look it up either. Because as you said, nobody cares.

I think mine has to go Taylor.

Taylor:

I’d shoot Toby. 

It’s still not called light black, though.

I'm stuck in the light blacks. 

Ed Werder looks like the guy who eats alone at Mexican restaurants and calls the waitress by her first name and says “por favor” when asking for more chips.

God I couldn’t agree more with that. Every pukey statement about how one is disrespected by a newspaper/interview/umpire/opposing player/GM/coach/mascot/celestial body/cloud in the sky/random insect/European sports car/British monarch that comes along is so tiresome. Although I will feel disrespected if my post…

I would never say it to his face, and I’ll deny having said it if it ever gets back to him, but Draymond Green is a punk-ass bitch who deserves any sucker-punch that Thompson or anyone else gives him.  And if I had the chance, I’d sucker-punch him myself, as long as there were other people around us to hold him back…