If you recall, Loki (played by Tom Hiddleson) debuted in the first Avengers film. In Endgame, Loki died....

I was hoping Wool would become a series! I hope Apple does right by it. I just finished reading it.

That’s what happens when you pull the “Bank error in your favor card” and then land on “Go directly to Jail” on your next turn.

We used to use Pringles.

“Look at these gorgeous paintings of my grandmother’s murder.”

If they want to save money on the Animorph transformation CGI, they need to cast Benedict Cumberbatch.

In the end, the only one who has to sacrifice himself is Tony Stark,

15 years ago I took a geography class in college and my professor told my class that Venice would likely be underwater by the time our kids hit their forties. He didn’t attribute it to climate change, but rather the fact that Venice was sinking at an observable rate due to population and infrastructure growth.

Stephen Miller looks like if a pedophile found a magic lamp and used the first two wishes to clear his record and then get rid of his urges.

Jim Spanfeller looks like a guy who gives his niece lingerie for her birthday.

I’m not a lawyer and I wasn’t trying to skirt libel laws. Let me be more direct... Jim Spanfeller is a daycare arsonist and murders the elderly for fun. And he takes pictures of his dog and posts them to Facebook with a minimum of seven hashtags.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

I did. I confirmed it with Samer.

The least interesting parts of this story are the parts that are about sports.

If Deadspin sticks to sports, I’m leaving. I know I have no clout here, but I can get sports news and content anywhere. I come here (first and most often when I’m on the internet) because it’s more than sports. This includes wedding dress codes, pumpkin stealing, Canadian Horton’s poopers, stories about injuries, and…

Yeah, sorry. I meant to say most of the players.

Okay, Astros Corporate is terrible and I don’t like them. Can I still like the players, at least? They seem fun and cool.

I didn’t say I didn’t know any of them. But there are a bunch of them stomping the Astros that I don’t know.

In what is sure to be the biggest lucky break of my entire life, I was given a ticket to each of the first two games. So I got to watch my favorite team play in the World Series (and get stomped by a bunch of guys I’ve never heard of).

My dad totally knows Anthony Rendon’s mom and is gonna get us tickets to tonight’s game. So maybe I don’t have to listen to Joe Buck say “Back... at the wall.. this ball is.....” fifty times.