I don’t know who he is, but I know he’s against paying college athletes.
I’m talking about the ball. I anthropomorphize sports equipment.
His nips are wall-eyed.
There’s chatter about him participating in the Home Run Derby,
The Eagles, who won the Super Bowl...
In real life, warriors can’t do much against a group of rockets. For details, please read my screenplay.
It’s astounding to me that these guys not only recover from this kind of thing, but have no problem voluntarily fighting again. That’s a level of athleticism (and confidence) I’ll never even get a whiff of.
This won’t last. Eventually, he’ll slip on a loose baseball and lose those overly tight tendons.
Strong curry makes me wiggle uncomfortably and cuss.
RE: Arming teachers...
I was at a function at my son’s school on Friday night, and the teachers were trying to figure out how to use one of those Nerf Rival guns. They fired it four times without meaning to, hitting a parent volunteer and knocking over a drink. Then they missed the target they were actually shooting…
Dat batflip tho
Thank you. I already feel better.
I’m sorry you got kicked out of the Astros game.
I know. But I can’t retire.
Let’s sign a petition to have all ESPN scoops on Twitter begin with “Hot News.”