Well, I don’t usually put Hakeem in the top 2, but I accept your ranking him as such.
I’m kidding. He’s dead.
My dad does that when he plays at the Y.
Hakeem Olajuwon was the absolute shit and a joy to behold.
I’m eating crunchy peanut butter straight out of the jar today.
Weird how you never see John Smoltz and H. Jon Benjamin in the same room.
His initials are a homophone of “pee-pee.” The headline could say...
I guess this means Gruden doesn’t have to get up at 4:00am anymore. Or is he still going to pretend they aren’t tanking?
Entercom aired a hate-filled rant directed towards MSG, its employees and its Executive Chairman in August of this year.
“The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do that! To me, that’s beautiful.”
I can’t imagine wanting to go to a live NFL game. I mean, look how narrow those seats are!
Ain’t nobody going to say it because we can’t, but it ain’t no secret what’s going on and it ain’t right right now. It is what it is.
Aw, thanks Samer!
If you could select one book series, TV show, or movie to erase from your memory so you could experience it for the first time again, what would you choose? You would wake up with a recommendation from yourself for this piece of media and no recollection of ever having read/watched it.
Do any of you have a favorite commenter? I need more of them to follow for quality comment content.
I don’t really mean compliments on your posts. That would come off bad. But I’d like to laugh with you guys or see some innocent weirdo’s email to you. Maybe I should just be more active in seeing which comments you star. Might be the best substitute.
Could you do a Dead Letters post with insightful, innocently crazy, or funny emails? I get bummed out by all the racist/sexist hate, and it would be cool to see the other side of that... assuming there is another side to that.
Bobby Boucher is rolling over in his grave.
Stauskas’s fiancée told Jason Quick of The Athletic that she got so excited watching the spectacle that she passed out and injured herself.