I created an fake nametag and wore it for a few weeks when I worked at Circuit City. I thought everyone understood my particular brand of humor and that I was pretty funny because everyone started playing along.
I set ‘em up, you knock ‘em down.
Yeah, it almost always elicits a hilarious reply or two (see Sid and Financy above). So I keep doing it. It’s the gift that keeps on giving!
It’s a much better video if you pretend he’s tiny, and they’re on a red ping pong table.
My wife once took an errant ball to the face in an unfortunate co-showering incident.
I hereby solemnly swear that if I ever become an owner of a team, I will finance my own stadium. And food and drink prices will be reasonable. And parking will be free. And tickets will be affordable. But I will charge people extra if they insist on standing during the anthem.
What makes you think I actually think anything? I’m not even real.
My son is 11, and he can’t do any of this stuff! I guess I should have pushed him harder into athletics. I’ve been wasting my time teaching him to be kind, work hard, and care about the welfare of others. I’m such a chump! He could have had a six-pack by now!
I had to draw a diagram and write little numbers on it just to understand all this. Now I’m gonna use my map pencils to color it in. It’s a good drawing.
They should have tossed him out of the restaurant for some minor infraction.
I’m not hedging. I typed it first and then added the parenthetical because it would be funnier that way.
There’s a perfectly logical explanation for this...
Me too, man. Me too.
This is the correct response.
Between a rock and hard place, Norman is choosing the rock. (This joke is not worth the time you’re spending reading my comment.) And we all know from experience where this will lead. Because... (I can’t believe I’m doing this) unfortunately... (I really should stop here. *sigh*)... we know this Norman rock well.
*is remarkably unathletic*
“Hey, at least I weigh less than he does.”
Yes, that’s me. I told my wife the other day that I’m a Deadspin comment celebrity. I instantly regretted it.
Judging by my limited exposure to soccer, I have one question. How many games is Asad expected to miss?
He somehow looks like both an 8-year old bully and a single man in his late 50s.