Even the video you embedded shows a great defensive possession... featuring James Harden blocking Kevin Durant!

See right wingers, some immigrant Latin Americans even prevent theft.

“For the last time, Mark, the meeting is not at PF Changs!”
“Yeah, I’m at PF Chang’s now. Where are you guys?”
“Fuck it, you abstain.”
“Not from this amazing Chang Sauce, I don’t!”
*Holds up hand for high five*
*Waitress pretends she doesn’t see him*

Thanks for making me laugh out loud at “-that turtle in Kung Fu Panda”

I love that this picture is the gift that keeps on giving..

I admire your dedication to the bit.

Nailed it

“For details on Worriers/Rockettes, please read... well, any of my screenplays.”

Oh, come on, people! Cant’t we get this to 4000? Please?

This fucking gig economy. Even a COTY contender has to head back into the Kinja mines the next day.

“Joke’s on them! Check out my awesome parking spot now”

Definitely not completely absurd. Statistically speaking, it’s exactly correct. You wanna point out that, “hey large middle class white males can be victims too!”, well you’d be correct in saying that. But he is saying he is not a victim, and statistically speaking that demographic is one of the least at risk.

In a non-surprising twist, the vast majority of commenters on this article will share your level of competence but not your level of self-awareness. Cheers.

Here’s a palette cleanser:

At 4:53 EDT on May 17, 2018, you reached the same star count as the “argument with your wife” comment from 2013... and now you have officially surpassed it.

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

Anyone else having the audio of both clips autoplay simultaneously when the page loads, while the video remains static?

It’s saying Laurel, how is this even a blog post

I know right? That one just made me feel worse than usual. It’s a heartbreaker.

The sanctimony, too. It’s pretty galling when these people who go out of their way to not only read an article, but to send a personal screed against the author try to lecture people about civility. The email about hate blackening the world...yeah, it does. That person just doesn’t understand that the hate is coming…