It’s hilarious seeing all the people up thread declaring their love for double spaced sentences, while their entire comment has been collapsed into single space breaks.

The kind of heathen who copy edits for a living. As someone else said, if you use double spaces in a piece that’s going to be professionally edited or typeset, someone like me has to remove them all (whatever we think of them personally, the major style guides made a hard and fast decision on the issue a long time…

No. ONE SPACE.

Greg Maddux scoring the same way in 1993:

I supported Obama because he was president,but I did keep this running list of my gripes with everything he did.

Question 3:

I’ll believe Andrew Luck is healthy when I see him play, and maybe not even then

Well, we use subscription wire photo services. For a star player, like a quarterback, you might have dozens or even hundreds of photos available; for a player like Foster, there were probably 10 total recent photos that weren’t of him, in a helmet, tackling a ball-carrier. And at least four of them were variations of…

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

This joke was funny when someone made it on the post when he was released.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen

wow not one mention in this article about how good the bulls are playing. unreal.

I swear I could smell smoke.

After Deflategate broke he quoted My Cousin Vinnie in the presser.

huge if true

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

I generally use a woodworking blade...

“Maybe he winds up there doing dribbles while a dude screams into a megaphone next to him.”

AND YET HERE WE ARE ARGUING ABOUT RETIRED BASKETBALL PLAYERS! GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!