I almost added “assuming your brother is actually dead.” He’ll die one day. Hopefully you’ll look back upon this anonymous exchange on deadspin and smile at the humor of his passing.

This dude is at literally every single WWE show with his mom. I have so many questions for the both of them.

i found a lineman for the 49ers and bills but no Qubes yet....still doing the googles and will update if i find one.

THE BEST PICKLE IS NO PICKLE. Pickles are disgusting. Why do people love them so much??

-Start shaving with sideburns and neck, moving from left to right. I do mustache last. (NOTE THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE SHAVING MY HEAD WHICH I USE AN ELECTRIC RAZER FOR AND WHICH IS MUCH MORE ANNOYING)

*facepalm*

Here you go:

Well, now that I’ve got you here, let me tell you about my dream last night.

*you’re

It’s like the Tony Dungy strength. Talking about the good that still came from the loss of your son, the lives his organs saved? Just a few months later?? Yeah, chock that up as something I know I couldn’t possibly be strong enough to do.

If only there was a nonviolent way for NFL players to peacefully protest what’s happening to minorities in America in a way that would garner mass media attention.

The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

Skins Finally Do Something Right, Propose An End To Those Ugly Color Rush jerseys

I agree, but for example under Obamacare some peoples premiums will increase this year and next year, because of the individual mandate they will keep insurance in order to not pay the fine (unless the increase is so much they decide the fine is worth it). Under Trumpcare they also might have to pay more. However…

Let’s all agree that any parents who alliterate their children’s names are awful.

Some Disney newb clearly doesnt know about Memory Maker.

Thanks man. That means a lot. Im glad someone finally GETS me!