Whatever, her grandfather was the worst professor I ever had and then I heard he killed some guy.

Can any of them play offensive line

Does anyone else that follows Deadspin on Twitter find that they can always identify Nolan’s articles just by the headline?

Yes, have you seen @realdonaldtrump? That dude is frickin’ hilarious.

And a ningy chop!

I went to Dunkin’ Donuts this weekend and ordered 5 donuts and 10 Munchkins. (They weren’t all for me, shut it.) I received 4 donuts and no Munchkins and had to go back to get the rest.

If I were you, I would also do the “oh, look you got a little something on your tie” thing and then flick Trump on the nose.

I am always facsinated by these guys that are just flat out better than all the one top-notch athletes they’re playing with. Randy Moss comes to mind. Guys you’d just watch because you’ve never quite seen that before. How good does it feel to be better than the best guys out there?

Really the perfect trolling. It’s not about anything serious or cruel. Just delightful, innocent trolling.

This is delightful trolling. 1+ confused reply

You’re doing the Lord’s work out here, son.

Operating at 10,000 feet, I see. Well done. 

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

Hakeem was also 1 steal/block away from a quadruple double twice, on top of the two he has.

GOAT in my opinion.

The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, “maize”. Another famous Indian was “Crazy Horse”. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.

There are way too many idiot kids still in the room, unfortunately.

“He’s grabbing my gun!” also seems to work pretty well.