Crapdangit made me spit out my water. Amazing what a well-placed, ridiculous, made-up word can do for a guy.

Thank you for giving me a narrative I can choose to remember.

No, you were banished to the greys because I would prefer readers to automatically see insightful comments or funny jokes, not a stupid-ass over generalization that both doesnt address the specifics of this case and obviously doesn’t hold true across all cases.

well said!

This is a great post, thank you for sharing your perspective.

The real tragedy is that Mario had to die before he could play.

Meanwhile, I thought Blizzard and just want ice cream now.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

“...Oh, this would have been a much better excuse.”

I am an internal laugher but I legitimately spit my drink out all over my computer at this.

You can only hold empty “he had giant biceps, he must’ve been juicing” allegations against an otherwise Hall of Famer for so long. Career .297/.408/.540/.948, 449 HRs (played in his prime in the Astrodome, which is no Minute Maid), 209 SBs, 9 seasons of 100+ runs and 30+ HRs, and despite his reputation, was very…

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

That always bothered me about that movie. She obviously believes in the grail. She sees the knight and that he hasn’t left the temple. She sees the mystic effect that it had on Donovan and the effect it had on Henry Sr. AND SHE WAS IN THE ROOM LISTENING WHEN THE KNIGHT GAVE THE WARNING.

This pathetic Eagles fan trying to troll you is hilarious. As always, you rock

I googled it! and I’m happier now than I was 20 seconds ago. I don’t know what you’re supposed to do with that information but I hope it makes you happier than you were before you read it.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

“Help me!”

As someone who watched nearly every poop-stance Jeff Bagwell at-bat for years, I’d be thrilled to see him make it. Came to play every game, excelled in all facets of the game, and never took a play off until the moment his shoulder died. Super underappreciated player.

Bruh......................................................................................................................

I mean I saw it coming literally from the beginning of the movie.